19 September 2012

i'm turning into a new yorker.

signs you are becoming a new yorker


it takes more than 8 different sirens to go by before you perk up your head and wonder what is going on

you know which side of the street to walk on and where to cross to avoid that *smell*

a quick day trip means heading to a different state

if your building has an elevator and a washer and dryer in the basement, you are living large... an extra 500 points if you have a dishwasher

when you check google maps and it gives you a walking time of 30 minutes or less you automatically think "hey, that's not too bad"

a trip to Times Square seems about as fun as a pap smear

you don't really remember what road rage feels like. but tourist rage happens daily

your 600 square foot apartment seems roomy, and not so overpriced

you think, "oh I could TOTALLY do kids if we had a one bedroom"

it doesn't phase you that you don't need to ask your neighbors how they are doing - you've been hearing their conversations through the walls all day, every day 

20 bucks for a dinner sounds like a steal

crazy doesn't faze you. that guy in the neon green suit and purple top hat? the man trying to save your soul on the train? just a normal part of your evening commute

subway rats are starting to look cute

need to head north/south? no big deal. east/west? yeah. not happening

5 comments:

  1. These are awesome. Todd and I were rolling laughing. So true. Especially...well...all of them! lol

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  2. great post. some of these are really clever. I'm still not a new yorker but getting there.

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  3. this makes me giggle!! I even read some to Josh. Particularly the Time Square/pap smear.

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  4. "subway rats are starting to look cute" -- I laughed out loud! Can't wait to visit and see your life now that you've become a 'new yorker'. :)

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